Lie-Down Comedy!

            I turned to stand-up a couple years ago as a means of plying my craft after I got "too old" for Hollywood and my agent suggested I gain 50 pounds to better my chances for character roles.  My response?   "Oh heellllllll, NO!"

           In deference to the true practitioners of the art, I confess that I got into standup as a come-on to sit-my-ass-down on another sitcom. But except for an occasional glass of Shiraz with a nice plate of Pasta Arrabiata, I don't drink; I'm allergic to cigarette smoke, and I like to be in bed by 10:30 with my iPad...fully loaded with Netflix, xfinity TV and Kindle app. However, I hold dear the camaraderie of other comics and the chance to keep my skills sharp; the work environment, not so much. But with that being said...

              Love the one you're with.

But just DATE the one you're with, don't marry him. Keep your options open!