According to Ginger Peechee-Keane
Adult Sex Ed Evangelist & Mojo Motivator...
EMPOWERING WOMEN...
in a bravura performance of her solo show -- to take personal responsibility for their own sexual fulfillment...
while encouraging men-wanting-to-please, in the many, many, many, many ways in which they might assist.
"The Bible says that when a man takes a wife, he is to 'cleave unto his wife.'
But when he cleaves unto his wife before he has UN-cleaved from his MOTHER...
That is waaaaay TOO MUCH CLEAVAGE!"
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"Make him WAIT...Make him HOT. TANTALIZE with everything you've got.
Give A LITTLE...and you'll get A LOT,
Because that's what he really, really wants!
COUTURE...not "off the rack."
'Cause ANYONE can get him in the sack.
But to MARCH HIM DOWN THE AISLE,
You must Bewitch...Bewilder...and Beguile!"
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"When you fall in love, make sure it's for THE WHOLE PACKAGE,
and not just for "the package"...
Because there are perfectly serviceable, battery-powered appliances for THAT!"
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"When men GIVE IN, they get to STICK IT IN...
for a SMART MAN, that should pretty much put an end to any argument."
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"Women have got to be ready -- winter, spring, summer and fall --
'Cause you never know when he's gonna show...
UP for a 'BOO-TAY' CALL.
Now there's nothin' like a little lovin'
'round about 3 AM,
But it won't take long to PUT A CONDOM ON...
So you can LIVE TO DO IT AGAIN!"
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Even if we can't all get a long...
we can make the most of a "short"...a thumb, an elbow, a battery-powered
appliance, or even a big toe if you know what to do with it.
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ABOUT ADULT SEX-ED EVANGELIST & MOJO MOTIVATOR
GINGER PEECHEE-KEANE
Partnered with her sister Sonia as Co-CEO of M.O.I.S.T.! (The Multiple Orgasm Institute for Sexual Transformation) -- Ginger set about debunking the myth that women lose sexual vibrancy, vitality and viability with age. With a move from Los Angeles to New York City, she also became captivated by the bravery and boldness of Wall Street's Occupy Movement. In response to the increased threats she saw against women's reproductive rights and access to health care -- not to mention being deluged with horror stories of bad dates and boring sex -- Ginger decided to actuate that boldness and bravery by becoming the world's foremost expert on adult sex education and a champion for sexual satisfaction & loving relationships.
She might also have some sage advice to offer Millennials about love, sex & relationships! Click on the billboard directly above to see the advice Adult Sex-Ed Evangelist & Mojo Motivator Dr. Ginger Peechee-Keane dispenses in couples counseling!
