"The Word" According to Ginger Peechee-Keane
 Adult Sex Ed Evangelist & Mojo Motivator

Empowering women to take personal responsibility for their own sexual fulfillment...
while encouraging men-wanting-to-please, in the many, many, many, many ways in which they might assist.



"The Bible says that when a man takes a wife, he is to 'cleave unto his wife.'
But when he cleaves unto his wife before he has UN-cleaved from his MOTHER...
That is waaaaay TOO MUCH CLEAVAGE!"

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"Make him WAIT...Make him HOT.  TANTALIZE with everything you've got.
Give A LITTLE...and you'll get A LOT,
Because that's what he really, really wants!
COUTURE...not "off the rack."
'Cause ANYONE can get him in the sack.
But to MARCH HIM DOWN THE AISLE,
You must Bewitch...Bewilder...and Beguile!"

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"When you fall in love, make sure it's for THE WHOLE PACKAGE,
and not just for "the package"...
Because there are perfectly serviceable, battery-powered appliances for THAT!"

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"When men GIVE IN, they get to STICK IT IN...
for a SMART MAN, that should pretty much put an end to any argument."

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"Women have got to be ready -- winter, spring, summer and fall --
'Cause you never know when he's gonna show...
UP for a 'BOO-TAY' CALL.
Now there's nothin' like a little lovin'
'round about 3 AM,
But it won't take long to PUT A CONDOM ON...
So you can LIVE TO DO IT AGAIN!"

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Even if we can't all get a long...
we can make the most of a "short"...a thumb, an elbow, a battery-powered
appliance, or even a big toe if you know what to do with it.
 
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"Sex(y) has no expiration date...make the M.O.I.S.T.!  of it!"